- My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
- My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
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He’s making a sandwich in the middle of class.
Thug life, shrug life .
NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY!
OMFG FAVORITE POST EVER
for a second, i though that was niall
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- Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
- Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
- Beware of every single…
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway. This was funny only after the fact.
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